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Lyrics:

[Verse 1] [Acoustic Guitar] [Female Vocals]
Alright then, me mate, fancy a pint?
Down the Dog and Duck, before it gets late.
Got me fake tan on, me heels are sky high,
Gonna paint the town red, don't you dare ask why.
Got a fiver in me purse and a glint in me eye,
Tonight we're going large, we're gonna get so fly.

[Chorus] [Upbeat Pop] [Cheesy Synthesizers]
'Cause I'm a proper bird, a bit of a mess,
Loud and proud, putting boys to the test.
Got me cheap prosecco, me belly top out,
Gonna scream and shout, that's what it's all about!
Ladette life, yeah, we're taking control,
Dancing like a maniac, losing our soul!

[Verse 2] [Electric Guitar Riff] [Edgy Vocals]
Heard Dave's round the corner, with his geezer mates,
Probably talking football, sealed by the fates.
But we're on the prowl, for a bit of a laugh,
Don't need no fellas, we're having a blast.
Someone spilled their WKD, all over the floor,
Never mind darling, we'll just ask for more!

[Bridge] [Spoken Word] [Slightly Slurred]
Oi! Who nicked me lipstick? That's not on, is it?
Right, that's it, I'm off to get another.
And a packet of fags, and maybe a kebab.
This is the life, innit? Proper lairy, love!

[Chorus] [Upbeat Pop] [Cheesy Synthesizers] [Ad-libs]
'Cause I'm a proper bird, a bit of a mess, (So messy!)
Loud and proud, putting boys to the test. (Yeah, you tell 'em!)
Got me cheap prosecco, me belly top out, (Cheers!)
Gonna scream and shout, that's what it's all about! (WOO!)
Ladette life, yeah, we're taking control, (We got this!)
Dancing like a maniac, losing our soul! (Aaaaooo!)

[Outro] [Fading Synth] [Giggles]
Toodles! See ya in the morning, if we make it home...
*Hiccups*
Lovely jubbly!
[Sound of a bottle clinking]

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A Proper Bird

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