[Verse 1][Acoustic Guitar][Folk]
Oh, the world's a messy place, a tangled, sprawling vine
And I'm just here with a guitar, trying to draw the family line
But folks are too busy, caught up in the daily grind
To trace their roots or test their genes, leave their history behind.

[Chorus][Slightly Faster Tempo][Storytelling]
And I cry out, "Oh, dear relatives, both distant and so near!
Have you no curiosity? Does your lineage not inspire a cheer?
You're missing out on cousins! A whole forgotten sphere!
And all the quirky quirks you have, the answer's crystal clear!"

[Verse 2][Humorous Tone][Banjo]
I see you posting selfies, with filters bright and bold
But do you know your great-grandma? Was she brave or was she cold?
Did she bake the best darn biscuits? Or hoard a chest of gold?
A DNA kit's a bargain, for stories to be told!

[Chorus][Harmonica Solo][Slightly More Upbeat]
And I cry out, "Oh, dear relatives, both distant and so near!
Have you no curiosity? Does your lineage not inspire a cheer?
You're missing out on cousins! A whole forgotten sphere!
And all the quirky quirks you have, the answer's crystal clear!"

[Bridge][Slightly Slower][Reflective but still amused]
Imagine all the scandals! The secret loves, the fights!
The ancient family recipes, the weird and wonderful sights!
You could be descended from a king, or maybe pirates bold!
But no, you’d rather binge a show, than have your story sold.

[Outro][Fading Out][Resigned but smiling]
So I'll just keep on strumming, my folk song of regret
For all the lost connections, we haven't even met.
Test your DNA, good people, before it is too late!
Or your quirky sneeze will just remain... a genetic twist of fate.
[Acoustic guitar fades out]