[Verse 1] [Upbeat Pop]
Sunrise alarm, she's out the door
Coffee brewing, I'm wanting more
Sleep, that is, but she's a blur
Zooming through life, a happy purr!

[Pre-Chorus] [Slightly panicked]
She's got her planner, color-coded bright
Yoga at dawn, then work with all her might
A quick gym session, then a charity ball
How does she do it? I'm about to fall!

[Chorus] [Fast-paced, slightly breathless]
Oh, my darling, slow it down, please!
You're giving me cardiac arrest, with such speed!
My heart's a drum solo, way off beat
This whirlwind romance, I can barely compete!

[Verse 2] [Panting]
Lunch is a kale smoothie, on the fly
Dinner is networking, beneath the sky
She's joining a marathon, on a whim
While I'm still recovering from our last limb!

[Pre-Chorus] [Begging]
She's got her side hustle, glowing with pride
Another language class, nowhere to hide
A weekend in Vegas, just for the thrill
I need a nap, I'm standing still!

[Chorus] [Frantic, almost pleading]
Oh, my darling, slow it down, please!
You're giving me cardiac arrest, with such speed!
My heart's a drum solo, way off beat
This whirlwind romance, I can barely compete!

[Bridge] [Slowing down, exhausted]
I love your spirit, I truly do
But sometimes, darling, I just miss you
When you're not running, a hundred miles an hour
Can we just sit? And smell a flower?

[Chorus] [Desperate, but still loving]
Oh, my darling, slow it down, please!
You're giving me cardiac arrest, with such speed!
My heart's a drum solo, way off beat
This whirlwind romance, I can barely compete!

[Outro] [Fading out, resigned]
Cardiac arrest... I think I'm gonna need...
A lie-down... a long, long lie-down indeed...
(Sighs) Too fast... too fast for me...