[Verse 1]
Backsliding, nosediving
A man who resides in number ten
The lady from accounts lives next door
And surrounded by a cabinet of fools
He's comin' at us wiv all of his rules

[Verse 2]
Council tax and benefit caps
These were the issues when he made his pitch
Feigned compassion when in opposition
Now it is take from the poor, give to the rich

[Chorus]
Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer
he is not a charmer
Produced by a tool maker and a nurse
Starmer, child harmer
Reneged on every single pledge

[Music: The beat tightens, becomes more aggressive]

[Verse 3]
He stood there on the box, yeah, talkin' all his talk
Said he'd build a New Britain, while we bear the cost
Pointin' at the mess left by the Eton lot
But now he's in, the mask has dropped, the truth is what we've got.

[Verse 4]
It's all U-turns and two-faced grins,
A different tune now the power begins.
You sold us hope, a brighter day,
Then took the hope and threw it all away.

[Verse 5]
So save your soundbites for the TV screen,
We're livin' in the world that sits in between
Your promises and policies, a gap so wide and deep,
While we're losing sleep, you're just another promise you couldn't keep.

[Chorus]
Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer
he is not a charmer
Produced by a tool maker and a nurse
Starmer, child harmer
Reneged on every single pledge