[Intro] [Fast Tempo] [Punk Rock]
(Distorted guitar riff)

[Verse 1] [Angry Vocals]
I've put my favourite vape down somewhere, I cannot seem to find it
The gnawing in my soul, this emptiness inside it!
My brain is buzzing, my hands they start to shake,
This nicotine withdrawal, for goodness sake!

[Chorus] [Shouted Vocals] [Gang Vocals]
Where is it? Where did it go?
This missing vape, a tragic show!
I'm going crazy, losing my mind,
The best damn vape, I've left behind!

[Verse 2] [Frantic]
I am so distraught, annoyed and angry, I didn't want to quit!
This feeling in my chest, I swear it's gonna split!
I'm tearing up the place, looking high and low,
If I don't find it soon, I'm gonna explode!

[Pre-Chorus] [Building Intensity]
Don't cross my path, don't even speak,
My temper's short, my patience weak!
You'll regret the day you stood in my way,
I'm a ticking time bomb, come what may!

[Chorus] [Shouted Vocals] [Gang Vocals]
Where is it? Where did it go?
This missing vape, a tragic show!
I'm going crazy, losing my mind,
The best damn vape, I've left behind!

[Bridge] [Slightly Slower Tempo] [Desperate]
Was it the kitchen? The couch? Or my car?
This mystery is driving me too far!
I won't tell them what it is, but they will feel my wrath,
Anyone involved, is on the wrong path!

[Guitar Solo] [Fast] [Chaotic]

[Chorus] [Shouted Vocals] [Gang Vocals]
Where is it? Where did it go?
This missing vape, a tragic show!
I'm going crazy, losing my mind,
The best damn vape, I've left behind!

[Outro] [Fading Out] [Distorted]
(Muttering) It's gotta be here... somewhere...
[Sound of something being thrown]
(Scream) ARGHHH!

[Music cuts out abruptly. Silence, except for heavy breathing.]

What am I even doing with my life?

[spoken deadpan  into the silence]
Ah. There is is.
[another beat]
Never mind.