    
The world is changing, can't you see?
A silent home on Maple Street
Where's the pitter-patter gone?
A faded dream, a lonely dawn

Wasted vaginas!
Wasted, so wasted!
Wasted vaginas!
They're so wasted, wasted!

One for the money, two for the show
Three you better never let it go
But now it's different, it's a crime
To have a truly smashing time!

Wasted vaginas!
Wasted, so wasted!
Wasted vaginas!
They're so wasted, wasted!

Wasted vaginas!
Wasted, so wasted!
Wasted vaginas!
They're so wasted, wasted!

The world is changing, can't you see?
A silent home on Maple Street
Where's the pitter-patter gone?
A faded dream, a lonely dawn

Wasted vaginas!
Wasted, so wasted!
Wasted vaginas!
They're so wasted, wasted!

One for the money, two for the show
Three you better never let it go
But now it's different, it's a crime
To have a truly smashing time!

Wasted vaginas!
Wasted, so wasted!
Wasted vaginas!
They're so wasted, wasted!
(repeat)
