I've got a site and it's called St Helens Connect
It used to have users but now it's mostly bots
Well I shut the old site down and started it afresh
Probably a mistake but none of us are perfect.

There are a few of us left inhabiting the forum
and it is as quiet as a church … or a library
Lots of ghosts but there are members that are still alive
and I'll try and list some who can listen to this and have a party

There's Alan, there is Jeff, and there's Donkey O'Tay, 
Hort and Doctor D, Singe, Strollby, Bert and Frank
The ladies include Kizzy, Ellie and Ratty
Sorry about those I've missed out

I'm Dave, by the way, the Admin
Oh and Neil is an Admin too, when he is on
Altogether now - moribund, moribund, we're so moribund.
Well, not the people, but the state of the place