Judy has cold hands
Judy drinks like a sailor
Judy doesn't eat meat
Judy dresses like a man

Judy, you're doing it wrong
No man will ever come on strong
Your femininity is out of kilter
Elegance doesn't even figure

And what's that thing that you're doing when you dance?
There's gonna be no romance
Judy isn't really all there
Not an hour glass more like a pear
Demure minus ten
Judy give yourself a break

Judy, you're doing it wrong
No man will ever come on strong
Your femininity is out of kilter
Elegance doesn't even figure

Judy... Judy... Judy...
Not all there...
Not all there...