[Intro: Barry White–style, deep velvet voice, funky bass, gentle wah guitar, and a lonely trumpet]

(Low, seductive purr)
Yeah…
That’s right, baby.
Dim the lights.
Pour yourself a glass of something smooth…
Tonight, we’re not here for the hits.
We’re diggin’ deep—real deep—
into the digital crates
for those overlooked, underplayed,
underdog diamonds
they call… the Duffers.

(Bass riff, slow and funky. Trumpet sighs, alone.)

Mmm…
These are the tracks that time forgot.
The ones the algorithm never loved.
But tonight, baby,
we’re giving ‘em a chance to shine.
So slip into something comfortable,
‘cause you know what time it is…

(Pause, a whisper)
Let… the Duffers… play.

(Trumpet wails mournfully. Soft electric piano fill.)

You hear that, sugar?
That’s the sound of redemption.
And that’s a promise.