[Verse]
Sunrise paints the asphalt gray, another day, another fray
My spot's occupied, a sea of chrome, they've made this parking lot their home
I circle 'round, a growling beast, my patience dwindling, my temper increased
Each empty space, a cruel mirage, swallowed whole by their parking barrage

[Chorus]
They steal my spots, they take my peace, my blood pressure starts to increase!
This neighborhood's a parking war, I can't take it anymore!
Every single car, a personal slight, I dream of a world bathed in pure light
Where every car has its own designated space, and I can finally leave this cursed place!

[Verse]
The little red hatchback, parked so deep, it's like they're counting sheep
While I'm out here, with my engine hot, praying for just one vacant spot
The SUV so wide and long, where did they go wrong?
They block the flow, they cause a jam, I'm losing my mind, oh, I am!

[Chorus]
They steal my spots, they take my peace, my blood pressure starts to increase!
This neighborhood's a parking war, I can't take it anymore!
Every single car, a personal slight, I dream of a world bathed in pure light
Where every car has its own designated space, and I can finally leave this cursed place!

[Bridge] [Desperate Plea]
Is it too much to ask, a simple plea?
A little consideration, just for me?
I'm not asking for the moon, not for the stars,
Just a place to park my car!

[Outro] [Fade Out with Frustration]
Parking spaces... they're all gone...
Stuck in this endless parking dawn...
(Muttering) I hate them all... I hate them all...