A velvet tribute to the digital ghosts who haunt our notifications. From the desk of Roger Crooner comes a lush, orchestral journey through the heartwarming world of bot-farms, nominal fees, and the inevitable 404 error. Dedicated to every 'Deleted User' who ever promised me the moon on a stick for the price of a martini. 

The generations were a bit of a mess, with just this one that was salvageable by chopping some off the end.